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Volume XV, Issue No. 1
January 15, 2012

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FEATURES IN THIS ISSUE:

GENERAL NEWS
QUESTIONS FROM THE CNM MESSAGE BOARD
WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT
BIBLE TRIVIA
PAGES UPDATED
NEW LINKS
MEMBER PATTERNS
CROCHET STITCH or TECHNIQUE
CROCHET TIP
VIEWER FEEDBACK
CONTEST/GIVE-AWAY INFORMATION
CLASSIFIED SECTION
HUMOR


GENERAL NEWS


 

Dear Subscriber:

This issue has seen a few obstacles along the way. Our internet stopped working Friday night and then my monitor died. I'm so glad my husband (Tim) takes care of all of my computer issues. He installed a new monitor and I was ready to work again on Saturday morning.

I'm still making and uploading crochet videos to YouTube.
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QUESTION:

RE: tangeled yarn

I have an almost full skein of yarn that is soooooo messed up it seems impossible. Too much to throw away, and I'd rather not cut a bunch of short pieces. Can this yarn be resqued Thanks, Becky

 

ANSWER:

All yarn can be rescued... you just need a lot of patience.
Some skeins have portions that get knots so tight they have to be cut away. With gentle hands you can usually save the entire skein.

When trying to untangle the yarn, do not pull on the strands very hard as this will knot it up worse. Pull the strands using very little tension... beginning with one end start winding the yarn into a ball while you work that ball back and forth through the tangled yarn to free it.

Good luck!

Lisa Hamblin
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WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT



Even if it's a little thing, do something for those who need help,
something for which you get no pay but the privilege of doing it.
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And do not lead us into temptation, but deliver us from evil. For Thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, forever. Amen. For if you forgive men for their transgressions, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. But if you do not forgive men, then your Father will not forgive your transgressions.

Matthew 6:13-15

 

But I say to you who hear, love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you. Whoever hits you on the cheek, offer him the other also; and whoever takes away your coat, do not withhold your shirt form him either. Give to everyone who asks of you, and whoever takes away what is yours, do not demand it back. And just as you want people to treat you, treat them in the same way. And if you love those who love you, what credit is that to you? For even sinners love those who love them. And if you do good to those who do good to you, what credit is that to you? For even sinners do the same. And if you lend to those from whom you expect to receive, what credit is that to you? Even sinners lend to sinners, in order to receive back the same amount. But love your enemies, and do good, and lend, expecting nothing in return; and your reward will be great, and you will be sons of the Most High; for He Himself is kind to ungrateful and evil men. Be merciful, just as your Father is merciful.

Luke 6:27-36

 

A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another, even as I have loved you, that you also love one another. By this all men will know that you are My disciples, if you have love for one another.

John 13:34-35

 

 

 

"A GOOD EXAMPLE
IS THE BEST SERMON."

This quote is from Our Daily Bread - January 2012 Issue


Be careful the environment you choose, for it will
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Matthew 18:20


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CROCHET STITCH or TECHNIQUE

(A different crochet stitch and/or tip featured in each issue...
to be added later to the Crochet Basics page)


LINKED TREBLE CROCHET (LINKED-TR)

Insert hook in upper horizontal loop of last stitch made.
Yarn over, draw loop through, (2 loops on hook)
insert hook in lower horizontal loop on same stitch,
yarn over, draw loop through, (3 loops on hook)
insert hook in next st on row you are working,
yarn over, draw loop through, (4 loops on hook)
(yarn over, draw loop through 2 loops on hook) 3 times.

Watch the Video:
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"On-line encyclopedia of knitting and crochet facts"
http://www.lionbrand.com/faq/learnToCrochet.pdf


CROCHET TIP


If you tend to "borrow" hooks from current projects to begin new projects... be sure to make note of the hook size used for each project to ensure you finish with the correct hook size. Changing hook sizes in the middle of a project is a bad idea unless the pattern designer recommends it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Scrap Yarn Ideas ... do you have number 90?

 

The following page is compilation of uses for scrap yarns:
SCRAP YARN IDEAS

If you have a use that's not listed email me!


VIEWER FEEDBACK

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Pattern link posted on the Crochetnmore Facebook page:

Christmas Hotpad Crochet Pattern
http://www.crochetnmore.com/christmashotpad.htm

Comments:
I made two of these for Christmas gifts. Very quick & easy. Thank you for the pattern!

Sherry Lynn Tenhundfeld


RE: Question about this Dog Sweater Pattern
http://www.crochetnmore.com/ribbeddogsweater.htm

I want to crochet this for friends. In the pattern, you say to crochet in the 'hump' of the stitch. I've not read this in directions before. I've seen 'back loop, front loop, front bars, etc.' but not the 'hump'. I would appreciate it if you could help to clarify this for me. My friends think it will work perfect for their puppies.

Thank you!
Sharon Hartis

<< reply >>

This video explains working into the “hump of the chain”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVmz5l3_8ts

Hope this helps... enjoy the pattern!


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Comments:
- Very inspiring, and uplifting - thank you so much for posting this.

Kathy Dagenhart

 


Pattern link posted on the Crochetnmore Facebook page:

http://www.allfreecrochet.com/Scarves/Pink-Hope-Scarf-from-Red-Heart-Yarn/ml/1

Comments:

I want to try this tonight
Kathy Huff

looks lovely!
CrochetN'Crafts

 


Re: need help with crochet abbreviation

Hi, Can you tell me what it means in crochet instructions when they put the '@' sign ?
I cannot find this in the abbreviations page anywhere.
Thank you very much
Cindy

<< reply >>

Designers use symbols to set off instructions to be referred
to again later on in a pattern. Does your pattern refer to the @ sign
later on in that row/round?

 


Posted on the Crochetnmore Facebook page:


Thought you might enjoy this prayer from the Daily Encounter this week:

"Dear God, how can I ever thank you enough for your great Christmas love gift to me and to the world. In appreciation for all you have done for me, I surrender my heart and life afresh to you. Please use me in whatever way you will to be a part of your plan to spread the gospel to the world in which I live and in some way to people around the world. Thank you for hearing and answering my prayer. Gratefully, in Jesus' name, amen."

 

<< reply >>

Very nice prayer, thank you for sharing"
Elise Ryan

 


I have no idea on how to crochet can u try to teach me?

Debbie

<< reply >>

Take a look at this page to get you started crocheting:
http://www.crochetnmore.com/123basics-beginner.html
I have videos linked along with written instructions.


Crochet Video: How to Crochet - Baby Beanie, Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBu3vwKWGjc

Comments:

Looking forward to part 2 :-)
ThePADeb

thank you for sharing!
imbakensewjoey

 


RE: crochet question

dc4together over (sc, sc, dc, dc)-does this mean that after you do the dc 4 together you then sc, sc, dc, dc, or does it mean that the dc-4 together is worked over those sc, sc, dc, dc from the row previous?

Carol Everett

<< reply >>

This means you work the dc4together over the stitches in parentheses.

So you do this:
work a dc in the next sc without completing the very last step
work a dc in the next sc without completing the very last step
work a dc in the next dc without completing the very last step
work a dc in the next dc without completing the very last step
Then yarn over and draw through all loops on the hook.


Crochet Video: Linked Double Crochet Stitch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyF9_n56LtE

Thank You Lisa!
This stitch is amazing! This is like a dream come true! The dc stitch has never been one of my favs because it doesn't create I tightly woven fabric. More of a decorative stitch for me the dc. This ldc however is Fantastic! I grabbed a hook and a skein of yarn and clicked the play button on your video and within a minute I held in my hands my first ldc swatch! I am adding this stitch to my favs! Thanks Again! Have a Happy Creative Crochet Day!
T =) TStitchesandCrafts

 


RE: uk and us terms for crochet

Hi could you tell me are your patterns in us terms,as i understand that some stitches are called something different here in the uk
Carol Davies

<< reply >>

Yes, my patterns are in US terms.
You can refer to our Crochet Basics page for a list of
some differences in terms.


Link posted on Twitter:
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Comment:

Just looked @ your Dog bandana, does sc in hump mean through the blo?
Thanks for the pattern. :-)

AuntieToy Sylvia Ellis

<< reply >>

No... the ridge loop on the back side.
Here's a video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVmz5l3_8ts

Comment:

Thanks Lisa, that was a great video& it explained it to me well. :-)

AuntieToy Sylvia Ellis


Posted on the Crochetnmore Facebook page:

"I made your dog sweater for my mini daschund. How cute can it be. I'm going to make another one with multi color yarn. And your pups are so cute in their sweaters. elise"
Elise Ryan


RE: Row_Count_Paw_Print_Afghan_Square

Hello, just discovered your paw print square pattern and i love it. I am going to make one for my doggie and me ! I do have a question: are you carrying the CC thread along the back ? or how are you doing this ?
Thank you and looking forward to hearing from you.
Linda Rohland

<< reply >>

Glad you like the pattern Linda.
I carry my unused yarn along the top of the stitches as I work,
dropping it at the point where I will need to pick it back up again.

I have a video tutorial here showing how to make one of the row
count patterns:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4ObY6dxZjY
You can watch how I carry the yarn.

 


Hi There,
I know this is probably a stupid question, but I am learning to crochet on my own and I saw your website.

What does this mean:
Ch 17 (35,53)

I get the "chain 17" but what does the 35 and 53 mean in the parenthesis?


Thanks for your help! And the website...


Angel Eutsler

<< reply >>


To your question...
>> Ch 17 (35, 53)

This means you chain 17 for the first size listed... 35 chains for the next size or 53 chains for the largest size.


RE: ABC quilt

Hi there!

I was given your ABC blanket pattern by a friend’s mom who has been using it for years. She sent along some minor changes that she thought would make it easier for me. After I realized a minor mistake in her pattern (stitch count) I thought I was in business until I realized I wasn’t turning rows properly. That’s to say, I don’t understand which stitches to do to finish a row and which to do to start a new row. I have looked online and viewed several videos, but none of them deal with this particular pattern, so they don’t seem to translate. Can you give me a more detailed explanation of how to turn each row? I would like to do puff stitches on every other row (so as to make a polka dot border) versus every row. Can I do that?

Just as a side note, I am adjusting the alphabet to the Pular Roman script alphabet since I live and work in Guinea, West Africa among the Fulbe people. The literacy rate among our people group is less than 30%, and I thought this would be a good gift for newborns, as it might encourage a desire to learn to read and write while providing a much needed blanket for the child.

Thanks for your help,

Billie

<< reply >>


I always alter this pattern when I make it also.
I add extra stitches to include the border as I work... making a puff stitch
on every other row. This makes the border look the same as the dividers
for the squares.

To turn the rows on this pattern you just make one chain and then turn
and follow the next row on the graph. You will be making the puff
stitches on every other row with the pattern as it is written. If you
change the alphabet you will need to graph this according to where
you need your puff stitches to obtain the letters you chose.

 


HELLO,

RE: No_Sew_Towel_Topper

I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD PLEASE BE KIND TO EXPLAIN TO ME HOW I START OFF BY MAKING THIS TOPPER. I AM A BIT CONFUSED. DO I CUT THE TOWEL AND BEGIN OR DO I FOLD IT IN HALF AND BEGIN? I WOULD APPRECIATE ANY HELP YOU CAN GIVE ME. WE ARE MOVING INTO OUR FIRST NEW HOME AND I’D LIKE TO MAKE SOME OF THESE FOR OUR KITCHEN. THANKS FOR YOUR HELP!

HAVE A GREAT DAY!

SINCERELY,
LYNNE

<< reply >>

The No Sew Towel Topper isn’t attached to the towel at all.
The pattern is crocheted and you insert a towel through the
loop.


RE: Crochet Casserole Carrier

I just love your round casserole carrier pattern. I haven’t made it yet, but I plan to. I was wondering if you have a pattern for a rectangle one? I saw one at a recent event and loved it.

Thanks a bunch!

Debbie

<< reply >>

I have a 9x13 Casserole Tote pattern here:
http://www.crochetnmore.com/9x13casseroletote.html

I also have a Loaf Pan Tote pattern on this page:
http://www.crochetnmore.com/loafpantote.htm

Hope you enjoy the patterns.

 



RE: can you help?

I have 1/2 dolls and am looking for patterns for pillow dolls. The dolls are made on a pillow? Thanks. Eloise Beach

<< reply >>

It’s taken a while but I finally found a few pillow doll patterns
linked on this page:
http://www.free-crochet.com/list.html?criteria=bed+doll

Hope these patterns work for you.


 

 

Kind words can be short and easy to speak,
but their echoes are truly endless.
                                   Mother Teresa


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I've had numerous requests over the years of what to crochet for boys.
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The patterns are well written, some of the book is written in a small font but the pictures are wonderful. NOTE: This book comes to you with a safety warning regarding the small parts used in the patterns.
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I'm so happy to have it in my crochet library.Katherine Lee has an eye for style and a definite knack for creating beautiful crochet patterns.
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There's something for everyone!
The aspect of Fabulous and Flirty Crochet that stood out to me was the section on the yarns
used in the patterns. One page shows "actual size" photos of the yarns which makes it super
easy to substitute other yarns if you want to. For those who stay strictly to the recommended
yarn in a pattern Katherine has included a yarn resource list. The projects are very fashionable
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"Laughter is an instant vacation." - Milton Berle
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Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients
being discharged. However, while working as a student
nurse, I found one elderly gentleman--already dressed and
sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet--who
insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let
me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him
if his wife was meeting him.
"I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the
bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."


Cletus goes to work and sees that one of his co-workers has
a thermos.

He asks him what it does, and the co-worker responds, "It
keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

Cletus is amazed, and when he gets home, he immediately goes
out and buys one. The next day he goes to work and is proud
that he has this wonderful object.

The same co-worker realizes he has a thermos and says, "What
do you have in it?"

He says, "Soup and ice cream!"

 


 

"Nice dog. What's its name?" I asked my friend's 10-year old son.

"Bob," he said.

"And what's your cat's name?"

"Bob."

"Well, how do you keep them straight?" I asked.

"Well, one is Bob Cat and the other is Bob Barker," the boy answered.

"Go ahead and tell him your rabbit's name," his father suggested.

The kid smiled and said... "Dennis Hopper."


My 50-something friend Nancy and I, decided to introduce her mother to
the magic of the Internet.

Our first move was to acess the popular "Ask Jeeves" site, and we told
her it
could answer any question she had.

Nancy's mother was very skeptical until Nancy said, "It's true, Mom.
Think of something to ask it."

As I sat with fingers poised over the keyboard, Nancy's mother thought a
minute, then responded, "How is Aunt Helen feeling?"


The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home."

"Why not?" asked someone from the back of the audience.

"I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained, "She made lots of trips to the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying just a single item at a time. 'Hon,' I suggested, 'Why don't you try carrying several things at once?'"

The voice from the back asked, "Did it save time?"

The expert replied, "Actually, yes. It used to take her 20 minutes to get breakfast ready. Now I do it in seven."


Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they
can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them
fish.


How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes
a whole box to start a campfire?


When the power went off at the elementary school,
the cook couldn't serve a hot meal in the cafeteria.
She had to feed the children something, so at the
last minute she whipped up great stacks of peanut-
butter and jelly sandwiches.

As one little girl filled her plate, she said,
"It's about time. At last -- a home cooked meal!"


The federal government has issued a travel warning due to the cold weather.

They suggest that anyone traveling in the current blizzard conditions should
make sure they carry the following:

- Shovel
- Blankets or sleeping bag
- Extra clothing including hat and gloves
- 24 hours worth of food
- De-icer
- Rock salt
- Flashlight with spare batteries
- Road flares or reflective triangles
- Full spare gas can
- First aid kit
- Booster cables

I looked like an idiot on the bus this morning.


A father and his son were looking at a nativity scene in
a London gallery. It was Titian's world-famous painting
of the scene at Bethlehem.

The boy said, “Dad, why is the baby lying in such a crude
cradle in a pile of straw?”

"Well, son,” explained the father, “they were poor, and
they couldn't afford anything better.”

Said the boy, "Then how could they afford to have their
picture painted by such an expensive artist?”

 


During a practical exercise at a military police base, the instructor was giving the class instruction in unarmed self- defense.

After he presented a number of different situations in which they might find themselves, he asked a student, "What steps would you take if someone were coming at you with a large, sharp knife?"

The student replied, "BIG ones."

 


A recent bride called her mother one evening in tears.

"Oh, Mom, I tried to make Grandma's meat loaf for dinner tonight, and it's just awful! I followed the recipe exactly, and I know I have the recipe right because it's the one you gave me. But it just didn't come out right, and I'm so upset. I wanted this to be so special for George because he loves meat loaf. What could have gone wrong?"

Her mother replied soothingly, "Well, dear, let's go through the recipe. You read it out loud and tell me exactly what you did at each step, and together we'll figure it out."

"Okay," the bride sniffled. "Well, it starts out, 'Take fifty cents worth of ground beef'…..."

 

 


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